Friday, November 21, 2008
RANDOM STUFF AND NFL PICKS, WEEK 12
Sad day in Blogdom: Fire Joe Morgan is no more. That deserves a "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Question to Donovan McNabb: What exactly did you think the "T" stood for that's right next to the "W"s and the "L"s in the standings?
Well, looky what we have here: Britney Spears is hot again. When did that happen?
And let's see here. Two weeks ago the Rams were down 40-0 and kicked a field goal. Last week the 49ers were beating them 35-3 in the third quarter, and they kicked a field goal. And last night, Cincinnati kicked a field goal with under seven minutes left while trailing 20-7. Hmmmm...can we figure out why these teams are losing all the time? They have coaches who are idiots.
NFL Picks, Week 12: I didn't get a pick in for last night's Pittsburgh-Cincinnati game, so we're down to 15 games.
SUNDAY MORNING: (team listed first is the pick, home team in caps)
Question to Donovan McNabb: What exactly did you think the "T" stood for that's right next to the "W"s and the "L"s in the standings?
Well, looky what we have here: Britney Spears is hot again. When did that happen?
And let's see here. Two weeks ago the Rams were down 40-0 and kicked a field goal. Last week the 49ers were beating them 35-3 in the third quarter, and they kicked a field goal. And last night, Cincinnati kicked a field goal with under seven minutes left while trailing 20-7. Hmmmm...can we figure out why these teams are losing all the time? They have coaches who are idiots.
NFL Picks, Week 12: I didn't get a pick in for last night's Pittsburgh-Cincinnati game, so we're down to 15 games.
SUNDAY MORNING: (team listed first is the pick, home team in caps)
CLEVELAND (-3) over Houston. As bad as the Browns are, they can handle the Texans, who aren't so hot themselves.SUNDAY AFTERNOON:
KANSAS CITY (+3) over Buffalo. It's the legend of Thiggy!
TENNESSEE (-5) over N.Y. Jets. The Titans are no fluke. And Kerry Collins must be considered in the MVP race.
New England (pick) over MIAMI. Did you know that Chad Pennington has the second-highest all-time completion percentage? Neither did I.
DALLAS (-10.5) over San Francisco. Got to enjoy one last week when my 49ers destroyed the Rams. Now, it's back to reality.
Tampa Bay (-8) over DETROIT. God, the Lions are horrendous.
BALTIMORE (-1) over Philadelphia. The Eagles are severely underperforming.
Chicago (-8) over ST. LOUIS. Teams that kick field goals when down 40-0 and 35-3 can't get support from me.
Minnesota (+3) over JACKSONVILLE. Don't tell anyone, but I had the Jaguars winning the Super Bowl.
DENVER (-10) over Oakland. Did you see that Sarah Palin video with the turkey killer? Something similar is going to happen in Colorado on Sunday.SUNDAY NIGHT:
Carolina (+1) over ATLANTA. Is there a slump in the Falcons' future?
Washington (-3.5) over SEATTLE. Seems like an easy call, anyway.
ARIZONA (+3.5) over N.Y. Giants. The Cards are for reals, y'all. And Plaxico might be out.
Indianapolis (+3) over SAN DIEGO. The Chargers can't possibly be favored. They stink.MONDAY NIGHT:
Green Bay (+3) over NEW ORLEANS. If only because I want my Aaron Rodgers autographed football to increase in value.
