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Friday, February 23, 2007

E.K. Nation Oscar Predictions Gasoline Fire 

First things first: Martin Scorsese will finally get his Oscar. The Academy simply will not let the drought continue. Congrats, Marty.

Best Supporting Actor and Actress will come from Dreamgirls in the form of Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Hudson. We're still reeling, pondering this possibility: Eddie Murphy and an American Idol finalist, of all people, will likely have Oscars handed to them on Sunday.

Forest Whitaker is going to win Best Actor for playing Idi Amin in The Last King of Scotland, and Helen Mirren will finally get one for herself for The Queen.

Best Picture is a tough call, just like last year. One of two films will win, either Babel or The Departed. We're going to be watching Babel within the hour, so our judgment is based on seeing only The Departed, which is a great film, but we don't think it has that Best Picture quality to it. Can we just say that Babelparted will win? No? Won't work? Okay. We're going to go with Babel, because Roger Ebert said it would win and we believe him. He got Crash right last year, and for cryin' out loud, he got Shakespeare In Love right when it beat Saving Private Ryan. Which is still one of the things on The List Of Ridiculous Things That Have Happened.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Let's Go, Baseball! 

We're getting in the mood for baseball. Let's put some Gants-related material on here, like we used to do and should be doing. I mean, there is a reason the color scheme involves orange and black, for the love of Masanori Murakami.

Here are two articles, one on Barry B. and one on Barry Z., that are getting us ready. Although the latter article somehow involves wrestling, but no matter.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Vomiting Kermit and the Masturbating Bear 

Imagine if someone took a ride in a time machine, from 1955 to the present, and found that Uncle Miltie and the Honeymooners had somehow morphed into this...

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

SNL Clips! 

Okay, so we finally got a Super Bowl wrong. Had we known Rex Grossman was the suckiest suck that ever sucked, we would have--oh, wait. We [i]did[/i] know that. Ummm, never mind. But congratulations to the Colts, who won the Super Bowl one season after we predicted that they would. Thanks, guys.

Look out, NFL teams, 'cause here come the 49ers! They're looking brilliant for a wild-card loss next season!

By the way, it appears that the time has come and gone for Super Bowl commercials to be presented as though they were hilarious film-making masterpieces. It's done.

Here's some funnier stuff, as seen on this past weekend's Saturday Night Live with host Drew Barrymore...


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