Tuesday, December 11, 2007
NEWSFLASH: MICHAEL VICK HAS PROBLEMS
Anyone else get sick and tired of hearing the Monday Night Football broadcasting team's sympathetic look at the problems Michael Vick will face once he gets out of prison?
Awww, so he might be out of shape.
Awww, so NFL teams might not want him.
Screw that.
Michael Vick is in prison because he deserves it. Frankly, he got off easy, having just a 23-month sentence handed to him. And you can ask any of the dogs he had killed whether they care about his problems once he gets out of prison. Oh, wait, no, on second thought, you can't, 'cause they're dead dogs.
A very special I-Seriously-Can-Not-Believe-What-I-Am-Seeing-So-Much-So-That-I-Am-Giving-Up-On-NFL-Coaches edition of NFL Coaches Should Be Fired: Eric Mangini, I am talking to you.
A minute-forty-eight left in the game. The Jets are down 17-12 at the Browns 20. And Mangini trots out his field goal unit.
I really don't think I need to explain this any further.
Also, to any coach that punts in the fourth quarter when his team is trailing by three scores: You should be fired.
Awww, so he might be out of shape.
Awww, so NFL teams might not want him.
Screw that.
Michael Vick is in prison because he deserves it. Frankly, he got off easy, having just a 23-month sentence handed to him. And you can ask any of the dogs he had killed whether they care about his problems once he gets out of prison. Oh, wait, no, on second thought, you can't, 'cause they're dead dogs.
A very special I-Seriously-Can-Not-Believe-What-I-Am-Seeing-So-Much-So-That-I-Am-Giving-Up-On-NFL-Coaches edition of NFL Coaches Should Be Fired: Eric Mangini, I am talking to you.
A minute-forty-eight left in the game. The Jets are down 17-12 at the Browns 20. And Mangini trots out his field goal unit.
I really don't think I need to explain this any further.
Also, to any coach that punts in the fourth quarter when his team is trailing by three scores: You should be fired.
