E.K. NATION

Fire Joe Morgan is a brilliant site. If you've never seen it, and you hate stupid announcers and broadcasters and writers, go there. Go there now. This latest analysis of Joe Morgan's "analysis" is very entertaining and is probably the best example of why, well, Joe Morgan should be fired. It is absolutely stunning to see him try to chat with people who ask him questions about baseball.

It's almost literally like this, and if you don't believe me, again, go see Fire Joe Morgan right now:

Dan in Kentucky: Joe, what do you think the Indians' chances are this year of winning the A.L. Central?

Joe Morgan: They might be good. I don't know much about them. They might not be as good. The White Sox and Tigers are also teams that play in that division. Things happen in baseball sometimes that determine who wins and who doesn't. Ivan Rodriguez is a good catcher. Catching is not important. Ivan Rodriguez does not play for the Indians.

Steve, Jonesboro AR: Joe, who's the best option for the Orioles as closer if Chris Ray were to suffer an injury?

Joe Morgan: I've always liked having chicken when we barbecue.

Chuck from New Orleans: How well do you think A-Rod will respond to the pressures of another year playing in New York?

Joe Morgan: Jellyfish swim in oceans, and although I haven't researched it, I think they poke people with their claws. Also, paint is good. When I paint my house, I use paint. Sometimes I do not use paint. Paint is the key. Paint is not the key.

That's my attempt at a Joe Morgan impression. Read Fire Joe Morgan for more, better stuff. Absolutely mind-boggling.