Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Hayden Panettiere "Skates" The Cup
I can't remember a time when I've wanted to be the Stanley Cup. I've on occasion thought it would be cool to win it, but to be it? That never occurred to me. Until I saw these pictures of the sickeningly-hot Hayden Panettiere. Now, it's like an obsession. I know now that I really, really have needed to be the Stanley Cup, at least on the day these photos were taken. How she and the Stanley Cup are connected, I'm not sure; "Hayden Panettiere" sounds more like a hockey player whose name is on the Stanley Cup than a sizzlingly gorgeous actress, but--what? She's only 17? Well, never mind, then. No, don't never mind. We all know she's hot. Come on. It's not going to take us until August 21 to figure that out (that's her 18th birthday*, genius).
*In protest of and despite the silly "age of consent" law (pshaw!), Hayden is hereby officially enshrined in the E.K. Nation Babe Hall of Fame, first member of the Class of '07. Welcome, darling! (Arrest me, a-holes. Whatchoo gonna do?)
*In protest of and despite the silly "age of consent" law (pshaw!), Hayden is hereby officially enshrined in the E.K. Nation Babe Hall of Fame, first member of the Class of '07. Welcome, darling! (Arrest me, a-holes. Whatchoo gonna do?)
