Tuesday, March 20, 2007
"This Bull Is About To Kick Your Ass. Cancel Or Allow?" "Allow."
He is my hero.
Here's why: I can't stand it when people fuck with animals for entertainment purposes. And how happy was I when this dumbass rodeo clown (the kind without the makeup, joker shoes, goofy wig and big red nose) named Ross Coleman got his ass kicked right in his face. Yes, that is the grammar I am using to describe this absolutely delightful bit of bovine whup-ass.
Think messing with animals is fun and games, asshole? Yeah, well, probably not for the animals. You got what you deserved, sucker.
Highlight: I know announcers don't want to get ahead of themselves, but come on. One of them is all, "I think Ross just took a shot. But we'll wait for confirmation." Yeah, the confirmation that he took a shot is that he looks like he was murdered by a bull. He looks like he just got picked off by a sniper. Look at him! Look look look! He looks fucking dead. Yeah, I think he took a shot. "Ohhh, you hate to see that," you say? Fuck that! I love seeing stuff like this!
And the best part is that you didn't even leave the gate! Cadillac Man just stood there after posterizing you with a casual look on his face that seemed to say, "That's how I do. Now get me some hay." Next time you see Cadillac Man, you pet him, say "good boy, and thanks fer the whuppin'," and then you leave him the fuck alone. I'm so glad that was on television, so that the entire world (thanks to YouTube) could enjoy your comic humiliation.
