Friday, September 8, 2006
Anibal Who?
Turns out that The Next Pitcher To Throw A No-Hitter was some rookie we've never heard of, on the Marlins. That means Jon Lieber has retired from his post as E.K. Nation's Next Pitcher To Throw A No-Hitter after the shortest, and dare we say, most successful run that post has ever had. Meaning, he failed to throw a no-hitter just six times, which is way fewer than the other pitchers who have held that spot.
So...to continue in this really dumb exercise, we now appoint Tim Hudson of the Atlanta Braves to the post. Tim, you are on the clock, beginning with tonight's start against the Cubs. Get to it. You have work to do.
• Ummm, refs?...Ummm, there was a challenge flag thrown. Didja....didja just not, uh, see it? And Nick? Uh, Mr. Saban? Throw that thing. Fling it! Get their attention. Run onto the field and intercept the extra-point snap and run away with the ball! You just might prevent your team from losing a game!
• Nice work, Cal. We were looking forward to this season. Maybe you guys suck after all. Oh well, see ya in Corvallis in three weeks. We'll be the one guy in blue in a massive sea of orange and black. Find us and wave!
So...to continue in this really dumb exercise, we now appoint Tim Hudson of the Atlanta Braves to the post. Tim, you are on the clock, beginning with tonight's start against the Cubs. Get to it. You have work to do.
• Ummm, refs?...Ummm, there was a challenge flag thrown. Didja....didja just not, uh, see it? And Nick? Uh, Mr. Saban? Throw that thing. Fling it! Get their attention. Run onto the field and intercept the extra-point snap and run away with the ball! You just might prevent your team from losing a game!
• Nice work, Cal. We were looking forward to this season. Maybe you guys suck after all. Oh well, see ya in Corvallis in three weeks. We'll be the one guy in blue in a massive sea of orange and black. Find us and wave!
