Tuesday, June 27, 2006
The World Cup Sucks
Every four years we get really interested in soccer.
And so far, what have we seen? A bunch of cheating fucking pansies, that's what.
Thierry Henry, you are a fucking flopping cheater. And referees, you fucking suck for buying into the ridiculous whiny pussy-boy act soccer players put on. The game of soccer is a complete mockery filled with cheaters and stretcher-riding pansy-asses and idiot referees and games decided by the completely ridiculous guessing game of penalty kicks and players on losing sides who have absolutely no idea why they get carded.
No cheaters get to win the World Cup. Fuck you, France. You cheat. You suck. Go Brazil, but by the way, Brazil, don't think for one second that you don't cheat as well. You do, and you will. Fuck soccer cheaters, fuck Maradona, fuck Henry, and fuck you all for turning the World Cup into a sham.
But we haven't really thought about it much.
Here's hoping the next game we watch doesn't turn into a goddamn joke.
And so far, what have we seen? A bunch of cheating fucking pansies, that's what.
Thierry Henry, you are a fucking flopping cheater. And referees, you fucking suck for buying into the ridiculous whiny pussy-boy act soccer players put on. The game of soccer is a complete mockery filled with cheaters and stretcher-riding pansy-asses and idiot referees and games decided by the completely ridiculous guessing game of penalty kicks and players on losing sides who have absolutely no idea why they get carded.
No cheaters get to win the World Cup. Fuck you, France. You cheat. You suck. Go Brazil, but by the way, Brazil, don't think for one second that you don't cheat as well. You do, and you will. Fuck soccer cheaters, fuck Maradona, fuck Henry, and fuck you all for turning the World Cup into a sham.
But we haven't really thought about it much.
Here's hoping the next game we watch doesn't turn into a goddamn joke.
