Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Message To All Women Who Got Presents Today (February 14)
Your guy got for you whatever it was he got for you because he wanted to stay out of the doghouse. He did not do it because he loves you. He might indeed love you, but the roses constitute a Stay-Out-Of-Jail-Free card. If you think they represent his love for you, you are as naive as the Mojave Desert is dry.
Trust us on this. Your man hated what he had to do today. End of story.
(Plus, if you're a woman, we are very surprised that you even know this blog exists.)
Corollary: Men, if you bought her flowers today, you wasted money, and the flowers will be dead by Saturday.
This message brought to you by the E.K. Nation Foundation. Dedicated to drop-kicking this fake, bullshit Valentine's Day nonsense into the trash.
Trust us on this. Your man hated what he had to do today. End of story.
(Plus, if you're a woman, we are very surprised that you even know this blog exists.)
Corollary: Men, if you bought her flowers today, you wasted money, and the flowers will be dead by Saturday.
This message brought to you by the E.K. Nation Foundation. Dedicated to drop-kicking this fake, bullshit Valentine's Day nonsense into the trash.
