Wednesday, December 28, 2005
E.K. Nation Is Proud To Present...
Pretty good year for Dane Cook, we would say.
Check this out: He had an album debut at #4 on the Billboard chart. This is a comedy album, by the way. And it's amazing stuff. If you have no idea who Dane Cook is, get out from underneath your goddamn rock and start living life. IMDB.com describes his style as "observational comedy mixed with dark humor and comedic violence" but we describe it as "fuckin' hi-fuckin'-LARIOUS." No, screw that: He's a rock star. That's how insane he is getting.
He hosted an episode of Saturday Night Live, no small feat for a comedian who does not have a TV show named after him. The 100% wool turtleneck sweater sketch was divine.
He sold out shows at Madison Square Garden. He did a fine send-up of Tom Cruise's Oprah Show antics. He became our favorite comedian. Not too shabby when you consider that the previous holder of that honor was the master, George Carlin.
And he kissed Charlize Theron's ass. Literally. Hell, yes. She only smiled at us (true story).
And to round it off -- and to be sure, because of all this -- he is E.K. Nation's Man of the Year. Large fry, muthafucka!!
