Tuesday, June 21, 2005
What's The Complaint?
Memo to all those fans who booed and threw stuff on the Indianapolis race track after 14 of 20 drivers pulled off in protest over safety rules:
Ummmm...you paid money to see cars drive around in circles. Isn't that what happened? Twenty cars driving around in circles is exactly as boring as six cars driving around in circles.
And then, you booed the winner, who actually decided to drive in the race instead of back out and piss you off. Will it ever make any sense?
• Why does Ron Kittle have a book out? Ron Kittle? Who's next? Steve Balboni? Bob Hamelin?
• We miss Barry. We miss Barry! Look at our goddamn record. Isn't the stat that the Giants have played all of maybe a dozen or so meaningless games in the last eight or nine seasons? That number is going to go up big time this year, as far as we can tell. And we still haven't discovered a sauce that goes well with blog.
Ummmm...you paid money to see cars drive around in circles. Isn't that what happened? Twenty cars driving around in circles is exactly as boring as six cars driving around in circles.
And then, you booed the winner, who actually decided to drive in the race instead of back out and piss you off. Will it ever make any sense?
• Why does Ron Kittle have a book out? Ron Kittle? Who's next? Steve Balboni? Bob Hamelin?
• We miss Barry. We miss Barry! Look at our goddamn record. Isn't the stat that the Giants have played all of maybe a dozen or so meaningless games in the last eight or nine seasons? That number is going to go up big time this year, as far as we can tell. And we still haven't discovered a sauce that goes well with blog.
