Wednesday, May 5, 2004
Oh, Drat!
It didn't hurt as much as last year. But it certainly hurt more than it does, say, to hear a man utter, referring to his wife's impending childbirth, "We are pregnant." Nothing hurts as much as last year. Avs lose in OT in both Game 6 and Game 7 to the freaking Wild, and the Giants blow up against Florida. I've had my bad losses for a lifetime.
Quick word to the Avs...in order to win a hockey game, you must actually shoot the puck. Quick word to the Shark players, nice use of the three-and-one-one-billionth-of-an-inch space you were given to fit the three-inch punk into the net. Yikes. That happened, like, on all three goals last night. Sheesh. Now that is pinpoint accuracy.
And to all Sharks fans...ummm...uhhh...don't make me play the "I have two Stanley Cups, whadda you got?" card...
Oh drat!!
Quick word to the Avs...in order to win a hockey game, you must actually shoot the puck. Quick word to the Shark players, nice use of the three-and-one-one-billionth-of-an-inch space you were given to fit the three-inch punk into the net. Yikes. That happened, like, on all three goals last night. Sheesh. Now that is pinpoint accuracy.
And to all Sharks fans...ummm...uhhh...don't make me play the "I have two Stanley Cups, whadda you got?" card...
Oh drat!!