Friday, January 16, 2004
Michael, Michael, Michael
If there is a spectacle that inspires more bewilderment than Michael Jackson's entrance to the Santa Maria courthouse this morning for his arraignment on child sex abuse charges, I don't know what it is. It's simply a frightening American circus.
Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live, January 10, 2004
A seven-year-old boy in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, had to be rescued by a locksmith this past weekend after getting stuck in a supermarket toy machine. And so begins Michael Jackson's most recent letter to Penthouse.
Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live, January 10, 2004
DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN YOUR EAR. YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT FINGER'S BEEN!
