Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Inexplicable Things, Vol. 1
Whenever someone does something that ordinary people do in real life, and that someone is wearing a Santa Claus outfit, that person's activity will be filmed by a news crew and it will be broadcast on TV stations all over the country. Yesterday I saw a man in a Santa Claus outfit snowboarding down a New England mountainside, and this morning I saw a man in a Santa Claus outfit windsurfing on the Niagara River. INEXPLICABLY, wearing a Santa Claus outfit while you do stuff makes you cute.
