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Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Monologue joke from last night's Late Show with David Letterman, regarding Game 6 of the World Series:
The New York Yankees had only five hits the entire game. Five hits! And I'm thinking, well, hell, David Gest got twice that many hits from Liza!
Monologue joke from last night's Tonight Show With Jay Leno, regarding Game 6 of the World Series:
The Yankees lost 2-0. They only got five hits. See, that's bad, when Liza Minnelli's getting more hits in than you are.
This kind of thing happens often.

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