Wednesday, October 22, 2003
Is There A Series Going On?
I'd have commented a lot more about the World Series, which stands at New York Yankees two games, Florida Marlins one game, but the Series so far has been so boring that it almost caused me to place myself in a glass box and suspend myself over the Thames for 44 days, consuming only water and no food while urinating through a tube in an effort to learn more in that little box than I could in years.
But then I reconsidered, because such a stunt is comprised of far too much self-aggrandizement, pretentiousness and contempt for the public. That is, if a guy who does that is serious about it, which I believe he is definitely vainglorious enough to be. Memo to David Blaine: Starving yourself for show is not an accomplishment worthy of any praise whatsoever, especially if millions in underdeveloped countries are doing it without a shred of publicity or book deals. Next time, Blaine-o, stay home, you prick. You deserved every egg thrown at your box and you deserve every bit of contempt from humanity that you have for humanity. You're a scornable fuckhead and we hate you here at E.K. Sports. And that's a promise from me to you. I don't ever want to hear another fucking word coming out of your cakehole, shitwad.
But then I reconsidered, because such a stunt is comprised of far too much self-aggrandizement, pretentiousness and contempt for the public. That is, if a guy who does that is serious about it, which I believe he is definitely vainglorious enough to be. Memo to David Blaine: Starving yourself for show is not an accomplishment worthy of any praise whatsoever, especially if millions in underdeveloped countries are doing it without a shred of publicity or book deals. Next time, Blaine-o, stay home, you prick. You deserved every egg thrown at your box and you deserve every bit of contempt from humanity that you have for humanity. You're a scornable fuckhead and we hate you here at E.K. Sports. And that's a promise from me to you. I don't ever want to hear another fucking word coming out of your cakehole, shitwad.
WORLD-CLASS ASSHOLE
And McKeon should not have lifted Beckett when he did. That was the turning point in Game 3 last night.
