Tuesday, September 16, 2003
Winding Down
It could very well be all over by the end of play tomorrow night. Two wins against San Diego and two Snakeshirt victories over the L.A. Blueballs and the N.L. West is ours. We may not even get a chance to clinch on Dodger turf, which would be absolutely sweet.
And this one is for all you lame-o Seattle fans who live in Portland. Your team is fast slipping away, and the Seattle Invasion is being quelled as we speak. You're down 4.5 games to the A's and 1.5 games to the Bosox. I don't hate the Mariners, really. I just hate the preponderance of Seattle fans in Portland. Memo to Portlanders: We hate Seattle. We don't know why, we just do. We don't root for them. 
