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Monday, September 15, 2003

WANTED

FOR FOOTBALL CRIMES

Cedric Wilson was last seen in St. Louis. He stole a victory from 49ers fans. He is also guilty of the crime of not knowing what the hell the situation is, which is fine if you have just awakened from a coma but not if you are on a football field in the closing seconds of a tie game and you need to down the ball so that you can call a timeout and kick a field goal to win a game you will eventually lose if you don't do so.

WANTED

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FOR FALLING WRONG AND ILLUSTRATING WITH MADDENING PRECISION HOW STUPID THE NFL OVERTIME RULES ARE

Memo to the NFL: Having the outcome of a football game rest on the result of a coin flip is, uhh, a bit silly. Google "Kansas Plan" and see what comes up.

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